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Wait Demotivational Poster

HILARIOUS - This room is full of people that think you're funny.

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Rating: 3.46/5

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Chadley - March 30, 2010, 3:20 am
Alright! Ninjas think I'm funny.
Treehodger - March 29, 2010, 11:20 pm
I like this.


GREEN DAY - Not very green.

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Rating: 2.53/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 6:12 pm
Because people have to moan about something. People moan about my favourite band because of the first album. When they realise they have changed, they continue to moan.
pitbull - April 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
the people who say that are haters. straight up
Cloudchaser - April 16, 2010, 1:16 am
Ever notice how when a band never changes its sound (Greenday) they're stale but if they do change their sound (Metallica) they're not being true to their roots? Why is that?

HEY - Wanna make out?

:) -

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Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - March 27, 2012, 3:10 pm
When you are born; you cry & everyone else smiles... but live a life so when you die; everyone else cries but you smile... :)
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:35 pm
(carebear BANNED)
maoworks2 - March 25, 2012, 7:43 am
Good One.

RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!

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Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 1:48 pm
5L's. i've seen this pic used a few times before but not as funny as this one ^_^. in agreement with 'moo' that 'aesop's folly' should STFU
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:13 pm
If you can make a better motifake from a poster that someone wasted... it's a must re-do! And LD hit this one outta the galaxy!!!
Sean - November 9, 2009, 5:23 pm
The pic was used before but goddawfully so. So give 'em 'ell, LD.
LogicDude - November 9, 2009, 5:06 pm
If this was already posted - meaning the picture, because the text is ALL MINE - I'd like the poster number...I would like to see how someone else used it! As for the pic, I Googled "Star Wars" and this was one of many that came up...rest are in fodder!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:24 pm
If you are asking me P. It's cuz Logicdude is the man, and this aesop guy is a douche....otherwise, carry on.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 4:21 pm
Why are you attacking this guy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:18 pm
STFU please.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 4:05 pm
stop reposting plz

HIGHWAY 80, THE HIGHWAY OF DEATH - The scenic route.

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Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by timebomb

Ed-Hyde - October 13, 2009, 12:41 pm
There were a lot of screwed up pilots after that particular slaughter. Job well done.
GySgt1811 - October 10, 2009, 10:04 pm
Memories. AKA "ClusterF*ck Junction", the "6th Ring Motorway" out of Kuwait City. We crossed it in hour 68 of the "100 hours war." However, the picture does not convey the smell, which I can still remember. Fork it, where's the Bushmills? I need a drink.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 11:51 pm
PRE-journalist pics, that is.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 11:47 pm
The most beautiful sight of the last 20 years. I saw the post-journalist pics. Magnificent.

WAITING - It's the hardest thing

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Rating: 4.64/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:51 am
i think the hardest thing is to truley please a girl
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:03 pm
Derailing is inevitable...
Reality Lord - October 25, 2011, 5:33 pm

nah...the hardest thing should be rounding the bend at about 100 mph.
maoworks2 - October 25, 2011, 9:04 am
all my life I've waited it has't come around the corner yet
maoworks2 - October 25, 2011, 9:03 am
all my life I've waited it has't come around the corner yet
btrinko - October 25, 2011, 8:43 am
ore like waiting for it to run me over
5150monkeylove - October 25, 2011, 4:23 am
You're waiting for a train. A train that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?

WOULD YOU LIKE A TABLE? - No, I Reserved The Carpet For 3 Already ... ... Dumbass

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Rating: 4.48/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:47 pm
I like this one, how many times we get stupid questions like this one every single day is mind blowing.


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Rating: 4.26/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 17, 2012, 8:44 am
Could be a long wait, they both look stubborn and are probably Capricorns (astrologically speaking).
holymoly - March 16, 2012, 7:14 pm
at that point I'd volunteer for death
carebear - March 16, 2012, 7:10 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Verdeckt - March 16, 2012, 6:57 pm
5core is over 4, think the majority are not 'offended'
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 6:52 pm

This is magnificent!~
mariand - March 16, 2012, 6:34 pm
Question for MODs: can you delete this poster at my request?... because I see that someone's intelligence is offended by it...


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Rating: 4/5

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djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 7:22 am
Oh...HA! Wasn't even aware of that one...but thanks! :)
ICEMAN - January 24, 2012, 11:47 pm
This one is much more gooder... 137459


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Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by templar13

templar13 - January 20, 2012, 10:20 pm
I think it applies to Lit majors too
Verdeckt - January 15, 2012, 7:29 am
I thought that was Arts students..

CAMERA SHY - Cheese anyone?

HEY WAIT. - You're supposed to have both feet on the...., Oh, never mind.


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Rating: 5/5

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djrcreative - February 7, 2012, 12:30 am
At first I thought this was LiquidAngel, until I saw the Creator. I must say, I like it better. :o
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:22 pm
don't cry there's still m5ster baiting :)

BE YOURSELF - “I'm criticized all over the world for wearing a toupee. So let's let this serve the world as notice that it's my hair. It may not be pretty, but it's me.” Donald Trump


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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by gas

the1stCOMMI3 - September 3, 2011, 1:05 am
Verdeckt - September 2, 2011, 8:35 pm
GySgt1811 - September 2, 2011, 6:01 pm
Ouch! 5 where did I leave my...? What was I looking for, anyway?

THE GOOD 'OL DAYS - When the weather was normal, The gas was affordable And the porn was a "best guess".

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Rating: 4.68/5

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Grim [email protected] - April 14, 2011, 10:09 pm
Only in his pants...
Sean - April 11, 2011, 3:03 pm
That's a dude.


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Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:18 pm

it WAS my disney trip. beauty spacedog....5L
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 3:49 pm
Ha Haaaa!!! 5er
Airman - October 1, 2010, 3:44 pm
sounds like our Disneyland trip.. nice one Space

TIME IS MONEY - But you can always get more money

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Rating: 4.36/5

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Preacher Man - December 23, 2009, 2:22 am
I enjoy the posters here when they make me laugh. When they make me stop and think? Those I value even higher. 5 well-timed Lions.
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 7:46 pm
that'll get you thinking. 5 tick-tocks


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Rating: 4.13/5

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lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 5:49 pm

That's certainly true, Bull. (grin)
Bull - May 27, 2012, 4:45 pm
Lol, 5 burning buildings! Ya know, if that was a pic of a bunch of half naked women it would probably get get 5L across the board. For Shame, gentlemen, for shame ...
lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 3:57 pm

16 good things...
MissPriss - May 27, 2012, 1:12 pm
drool....thanks for the 1st good thing of my morning!

WAITING FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS LIKE - Standing in the cold, time is slow and you start to go numb, but as soon as you are wrapped in warmth, the past is forgotten and you can't fathom a better feeling.

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Rating: 5/5

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HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 3:17 pm
Lol, look at some of my earlier ones. I came here following a divorce but I met actually ended up meeting someone online, actually he brought me here to help make it my outlet. :)
steve1961 - September 23, 2012, 1:34 pm
No disrespect intended...quite the opposite in fact :) I was just going by the forum post which said Moti seedling with 6 posts. Just a question...for someone who has been around for so long-how come she's not a hate-filled and bitter specimen like me?
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 11:33 am
Thus the profundity. It’s good to be so in touch with yerself. Cheers
HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 11:23 am
@Gary.. I've been waiting for someone I love. 39 more days...
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 10:32 am
Hallie, where ya been? 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 23, 2012, 8:12 am
Stevie-kins... She's been around here longer than you have... not a first timer by a long shot... just sayin'... 5L Hallie
rerun - September 23, 2012, 1:37 am

Yrs, please post to twist, excellent
steve1961 - September 23, 2012, 1:12 am
Well done for a first timer. You may want to submit to Motitwist because you're apt to melt my ice-encrusted heart with such warmy-warmy posters...and I have an allergic reaction to pleasantries...it makes me want to hurt penguins...5L though...good job.



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Rating: 4.58/5

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mariand - June 16, 2012, 11:33 am
hahaha, I know what you mean


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Rating: 4.18/5

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hootizz - February 27, 2011, 2:49 pm
As they say.., 'what goes around.., comes around'...!!

WEIRD - I've never seen an actual mcdonalds being built They just APPEAR

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Rating: 3.78/5

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ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:43 am
I build them all the time.

YEE-HAW!!! - Giddyup, little wiener-doggie! Hah! Time to round up all the tiny livestock! Ride 'em, crabboy!

Time Relativity -

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Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 8, 2014, 11:27 am
Yeah! Isn't that the truth. Sometimes, minutes could 'magically' turn into seconds depending on the situation that one has found himself in. Lol... But seriously...
CloudchaserS - January 8, 2014, 5:57 am
Meanwhile, is she says you have 5 minutes, you had better not go past 5 minutes!


NURSE....OH NURSE!! - Bring me some Bacon....STAT!!!

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Rating: 4.26/5

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Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 5:29 pm

n1 hp!



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Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

glassdaemon - April 10, 2011, 3:46 pm
I think Mom's in denial.
vihtori - January 25, 2010, 1:42 am
CANADA - October 28, 2009, 1:51 am
Krissie - October 23, 2009, 6:15 pm
Mom...c'mon...a bracelet?!?! lmfao!


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Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

ughomer - March 29, 2013, 1:47 pm
Seems like its just another Mooooo+d Friday!! 5L.
GaryO - March 29, 2013, 10:12 am
Hah! Apparently they're everywhere


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Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by sickartist

G4briel - March 25, 2010, 3:10 pm
To serve and give head... I'm calling the 911 right now!
LogicDude - December 29, 2009, 8:58 am
Remember: When seconds count, the Police are only minutes away!

Thousand Islands Dressing -

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Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 21, 2015, 4:26 am
I'm there....was there.....WTF am I?...and who are you, again?

RESTAURANT CUSTOMERS - "Waitress, I'll have the chop steak! Rare!"


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Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - September 7, 2012, 5:00 am
Expecially in the South, just axe anybody.
Verdeckt - September 7, 2012, 1:53 am
errr, in the vernacular of his people "Oh No you di-dent!!" :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2012, 12:35 am
Whining is the 'Murikan version of whinging....Try to remember where that broken English y'all speak comes from. :)
ICEMAN - September 7, 2012, 12:20 am
What the hell is a 'whinging' child. Anything like 'whining'?
Reality Lord - October 2, 2011, 10:27 am

lolz...thought it was a hammy at first. then i remembered....ice cream in the desertt....lol.

HI YA KIDS... - Wait, where are ya going? Aren't ya gonna give Grampa a hug? And introduce me to your friends? Why are you crying?


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Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by steph1

pabbp - March 4, 2011, 4:14 am
note to self... buy stock in batteries
Derek - March 2, 2011, 5:25 pm
It's bad enough having women stealing the mens' loos, but the urinals too?
steph1 - March 2, 2011, 9:23 am
we don't really need a cure - batteries are reliable, cheap and rechargeable
steph1 - March 2, 2011, 9:18 am
thanks - i'll keep that in mind and watch my neighbours how they do it - if they shake more than twice that would be playing, right?
Hawamleh - March 2, 2011, 9:11 am
Nothing, and I mean nothing will ever cure your penis envy.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 8:56 am

just be sure you don't "need' to shake it more than twice.
steph1 - March 2, 2011, 8:50 am
and our needs
steph1 - March 2, 2011, 8:49 am
i certainly would try - but here in singapore we didn't have snow since the ice-ages - in fact we have 93F today :-))
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 7:29 am

ladies...stand up for your rights.
Greeny - March 2, 2011, 7:24 am
write your name outside in the snow?


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Rating: 3.67/5

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Sean - November 24, 2009, 11:51 am
Glenn Beck, recently: "When we refuse to allow our children to receive a trophy for participation, we are on the road to restoring the meaning of merit in our Republic." Crap ... I'm now a douche. Gonna have to get some of them magic underwears.



Strength -

Customer Complaints -

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Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:46 pm
Nice! 5 escapee swimmers.
RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 10:39 pm
My first 5L vote goes to You... good one.. !!
Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:22 pm
that means 5
Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:22 pm
So many lions here I can't even count that high

Wait Here -

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Rating: 4.83/5

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Oldsod - April 24, 2014, 7:29 pm
Aye, me hearties...a dram of grog, and we'll scrape t' barnacles from ye pegleg in no time!
Oldsod - April 24, 2014, 7:29 pm
Aye, me hearties...a dram of grog, and we'll scrape t' barnacles from ye pegleg in no time!
steve1961 - April 24, 2014, 11:59 am
Avast, Matey...I always respect others' piracy...Arrr.




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Rating: 4.63/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 30, 2010, 7:06 am
Best laugh so far CAPT.
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:57 am
Forget Nana, it was her time anyway.., question is 'was the hooker good'..??
Iconoclast - September 30, 2010, 12:05 am
I've been trying to think of a good caption on that photo for weeks. Brain block. Nice.


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Rating: 4.3/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 12:56 pm
2 fer 2 on the golden! 5L


RESTAURANT MANNERS - When ordering for your significant other, it is considered bad form to add 'The little lady sure likes her carbs'.

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Rating: 4.13/5

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FOREPLAY - If you're enjoying my rampage through your hills...just wait until I go downtown!

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Rating: 3.91/5

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agdaniele - November 24, 2009, 10:15 pm
Can barely tell that King Kong had been there earlier. 5L!

PUNK ROCK DAY - is now official

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Rating: 3.78/5

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forseti - May 22, 2010, 4:35 am
the quintessential punk rock band for me are the Sex Pistols.


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Rating: 3.65/5

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Father Zen - November 23, 2009, 6:56 pm
To prove that I am that much of a geek, . . . General Order 12 covers approaching a vehicle when communications have not been established. For Direct Order 102, look at the 101 ways book Kirk is holding.
Zed - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm
Well, it's been over a decade since I've seen this one, but it's something about "no uncoded messages over compromised frequencies" or something.
boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:15 am
ok im srry i follow starwars so i wouldn't know what direct order 102 is. what is it?
Woodywood03a - September 29, 2009, 1:07 am
You are funny but sick. You are smart but dumb. Do you know Direct order 102?

FISHING WITH CANADA - Bring lots of beer and warm clothes

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Rating: 3.6/5

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CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:32 pm
LOL! sorry bout your truck

FEAR - that was the longest hour of my life



HOLLYWOOD MONSTERS - Are fake monsters. The real ones are hunting your children.

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Rating: 2.88/5

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Reality Lord - October 7, 2010, 6:02 pm

you have a very good idea for this. you need to work it up more for effectiveness. any mod or greybeard can give solid advice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 7, 2010, 2:55 pm
If you're determined to post 2-3 Lion work....I'll gladly approve it. 2L

JESUS FALCOR! - Together again for the first time. Spreading the good word from both amazing books.

CUBBY'S BEDROOM - The waiting list is growing !!

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Rating: 1.8/5

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Player_Meyer - October 21, 2009, 8:37 am
As long as he likes my sloppy seconds...


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Rating: 4.69/5

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forseti - November 2, 2010, 11:20 am
looks like a KAMINAZI PUSSY to me.


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Rating: 4.56/5

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GreyScorpion - August 27, 2010, 7:48 pm
take it up with TOC. she's in charge of the guest list. Every time I see it, there's a BIG black line drawn through your name, and some writing next to it. "Liability Insurance Co. says No if Mooo shows, especially after what happened at the Winter Formal
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 6:04 pm
Why am I never invited to these things?
Airman - August 27, 2010, 1:08 pm
posters fine. Does it cross Mr. M's line in the sand?
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 11:55 am
I approved this because it was in the forum game. Bad toc?


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Rating: 4.48/5

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culos - March 16, 2010, 6:17 am
Where did you find my picture?


WAIT - We may be about to strike youtube gold!

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Rating: 4.21/5

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TABLE MANNERS - They are a damn side better than yours!

AIDS TESTS - The smug are always virgins.


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Rating: 3.86/5

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spacedog - December 4, 2009, 11:41 pm
LMAO! @LD, tail over the shoulder like a continental soldier?
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:53 pm
Hey Veggie glad to see you're back!!!
Produceman117 - December 4, 2009, 7:51 pm
Yes, yes, yes! 5L.
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 6:30 pm
I mean Captain...
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 5:44 pm
Just call me Caption Bone...and where do I sign?
CANADA - December 4, 2009, 5:00 pm
LogicDude - December 4, 2009, 4:59 pm
Join my Army today! Or we'll all be left fapping alone! LMAO Bone - you even got the length of my "tail" right...5L!
CANADA - December 4, 2009, 4:30 pm
I got the back! looks like LD needed a hand

YEEEIKES!!!! - This hummer jummers Idol is set way too high!!!

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Rating: 3.71/5

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MO - October 1, 2009, 9:50 am
And I see you are still having trouble posting anything at all there wells. By the way, Hummer Jummer is spelled correct.....yeeesh!!!
BoneCD - September 30, 2009, 7:41 am
She said as she slides off the wet seat
William - September 30, 2009, 7:32 am
Still having trouble spelling I see!
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 8:34 pm
It's refreshing to find a girl with a sensitive one.


THE TELEPOD CAFE - "Would you like some digestive enzymes with that?"

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jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:20 pm
"After the Flood" Leftover Restaurant

HUNGRY - For delicious Trumpeter Swan.

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rerun - June 16, 2012, 9:55 am

welcome to the site, now bidding you a goodbye
GaryO - June 16, 2012, 9:24 am
My my my, seems it took you awhile to come up with such a richly profound comment. You must be so proud. There are other sights like this. You should go there, share.
zzzz - June 16, 2012, 8:47 am
Mooo no your just a sad arsewipe 4 a lame comment & a dumb ass for believing in hell
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 1:36 pm
Damn! That bitch is Fat!...(I'm going to hell)


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Sean - August 31, 2009, 4:57 pm
You can find the original by googling motivational poster basketball. It's entitled OPPORTUNITY.
Sean - August 31, 2009, 4:56 pm
So I made it less dumb (how do you miss a shot unless you take it?) and added the donkey ball reference.
Sean - August 31, 2009, 4:55 pm
Actually this one is based on one I saw months ago on the wall of a club in my squash leagure. I did it from memory but I just found it now using google (didn't think to do that before). It reads: "You will always miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 8:52 am
well, if you didn't add the donkey part it would be a normal poster ive seen almost word for word
Sean - August 30, 2009, 3:43 pm
I went too far with "donkey balls" didn't I? (he says, oblivious to the forces of vicious wit said comment will surely summon from their dark, wood panel ensconced lairs)

WAIT - Your Doing It Wrong

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Spank - June 11, 2009, 7:53 pm
So are you, mate.
W - April 29, 2009, 7:34 pm
Obligatory: You're usage of "Your" -- You're doing it wrong!
pvt13 - February 12, 2009, 10:29 pm
Finally, a bike I can run and keep up with.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 9:18 am
When this guy bikes his way into the second dimension and becomes their mighty three dimensional king, he'll have the last laugh.

THE INCUBATOR - Because waiting to become a REAL MotiFake sucks!

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Rating: 2.77/5

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A FAIRY TRUTH - "Can't wait for the effect to set in, are you sure you gave her the right apple?"

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agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:34 pm


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R.S.V.P. -

MYSTERY - Because a vortex of diminishing images veils the origin of an argument. ( 1/0 = the end of the universe, btw)

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Just - April 23, 2009, 3:24 pm
because the Flamez ran out of Fuel, you would stop? Come on, it´s the only source of heat in this Ghetto

BUT WAIT I HEAR - they're prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?



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motifayk - February 9, 2013, 11:25 pm
That would've been absolutely hilarious if it wasn't so dull :P
Rudedog - February 9, 2013, 10:04 pm
That would be great insight if it wasn't so boring.

Florida -

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MissPriss - July 6, 2013, 12:07 am
Sad thing? I understood it just fine!
spacedog - July 5, 2013, 8:14 pm
What the heck did I type last night? (*they hope, and *It could, yeesh.) Still deserves 5 hockey sticks.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 1:44 am
Bahaha...thanks dawg!
spacedog - July 4, 2013, 8:34 pm
HA! The hope at any rate. T could be they're getting acclimated for HEdoublehockeysticks. 5L

Telling Time -

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lgvernon - May 22, 2014, 12:38 pm

They're all wearing tacky clothing and cheap shoes.
MissPriss - May 19, 2014, 12:46 am
How can you tell? I don't see their hubbies anywhere in the pic?
lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 7:29 pm

I think these women may have crabs.

premonition -

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Greybeard - August 8, 2014, 10:44 pm
Well, I was going to post today but will probably wait until tomorrow. Awesome... :)

Yeah... -

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MissPriss - May 16, 2014, 1:53 am
In all honesty Sho...I'm not, nope, not at all...teehee
Sho - May 15, 2014, 10:51 am
that made me lol hard. I'm sorry
MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:49 pm
Awww...(sniffle) Mr. Gary.
GaryO - May 14, 2014, 10:45 pm
Heh, just like my mother's day.

It's Okay Not To Ask -

Vintage WTF -

CASEY ANTHONY - She has sworn to find her child's killer . . . . . . We're waiting. Perhaps start with a reflective surface.

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 11:28 pm
I was surprised when she was found not guilty. My first thought was, "Johnny Cochrane? Have you possessed other attorneys?"
rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:58 pm

She is having trouble getting help, OJ Simpson won't return her calls.

Hey Sweetheart -


Got Class? -

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lgvernon - February 27, 2014, 12:06 am

(Laughing too hard to type) I give!~~LOLOLOLOL
GaryO - February 27, 2014, 12:03 am
‘course yer right (note to unfortunate readers: this is how you get wimin ta leave ya alone…agree)..yeah, Vernon, I’m sittin’ hear hopin’ ta get just a glint of a bulldog eatin’ mayonnaise. Dang, broke my crayon…heyyyyy, sienna has a rather subtle bouquet
lgvernon - February 26, 2014, 11:40 pm

I b'live you're talking about a 'wish bone'. You wish!~~~
GaryO - February 26, 2014, 11:36 pm
Well gee gosh, Vernon, yer bein’ extra hurtful toonat, like haven’t had a bone in yer body for a loooooong time, hurtful. Sokay, go ahead and hover over this ol’ man. I s’pose I could fetch ya one. Sorta gentle ya down some.
lgvernon - February 26, 2014, 10:35 pm

Do not try to prey on my sympathy. I have not a single sympathetic bone in my body. Just dodder on in to your recliner. I'm sure the wife has a Big Chief tablet and a fresh box of Crayolas for you. Remember~~Don't eat 'em.
GaryO - February 26, 2014, 8:02 pm
Oh gawd, it’s Wednesday evening, I’m beat, I’m sick, and I’m people weary. But here comes the lunge, with me, all outta parry….wait, whazziss? Ah, the sun is goin’ down. It’s just Vernon. WHIK-TEE….riposte (heh heh).
lgvernon - February 26, 2014, 7:13 pm

I didn't realize they allowed you sharp objects there in the home.
GaryO - February 26, 2014, 6:56 pm
....meant hairy tow
GaryO - February 26, 2014, 6:54 pm
no, but there IS a book.... with an author's name that rhymes with harry toe....
lgvernon - February 26, 2014, 4:46 pm

Why is it I get the impression you designed the curriculum and wrote the class outlines?

congeniality -

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rerun - January 26, 2014, 4:41 pm

Very true. I recently had this conversation with my daughter.



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Sho - December 12, 2012, 8:57 pm
Everytime =


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Airman - May 21, 2010, 2:40 pm
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 2:28 pm
Love it!
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 11:39 pm
What ever happen to one is the loneliest number, eh. 5 Poodles

HE ASKED - Me For A Sandwich... Still... He Waits...


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:41 am
Thorry....ith thomthing I'm reading......
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:40 am
One small step for ghey....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:38 am
I know my Mare Nectaris's better.....but yeah.
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 3:36 am
And Moooooooooooooooooo knows his Mare Crisium's.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:33 am
How dare you call out my lunar taint!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:28 am
*your......ehem *drunk* cough cough.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:27 am
That's deep 5L....psssst!..You're Mare Crisium is showing.