Wait Demotivational Poster
HILARIOUS - This room is full of people that think you're funny.
OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE -
GREEN DAY - Not very green.
HEY - Wanna make out?
RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!
HIGHWAY 80, THE HIGHWAY OF DEATH - The scenic route.
WAITING - It's the hardest thing
WOULD YOU LIKE A TABLE? - No, I Reserved The Carpet For 3 Already ... ... Dumbass
UNTIL DEATH DO US PART -
NO PRESSURE -
MOST USELESS DEGREE EVAR. -
CAMERA SHY - Cheese anyone?
HEY WAIT. - You're supposed to have both feet on the...., Oh, never mind.
BE YOURSELF - “I'm criticized all over the world for wearing a toupee. So let's let this serve the world as notice that it's my hair. It may not be pretty, but it's me.” Donald Trump
THE GOOD 'OL DAYS - When the weather was normal, The gas was affordable And the porn was a "best guess".
HURRY UP AND WAIT -
TIME IS MONEY - But you can always get more money
WAITING FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS LIKE - Standing in the cold, time is slow and you start to go numb, but as soon as you are wrapped in warmth, the past is forgotten and you can't fathom a better feeling.
THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY -
WEIRD - I've never seen an actual mcdonalds being built They just APPEAR
YEE-HAW!!! - Giddyup, little wiener-doggie! Hah! Time to round up all the tiny livestock! Ride 'em, crabboy!
Time Relativity -
NURSE....OH NURSE!! - Bring me some Bacon....STAT!!!
MY ONE WISH -
LET'S REMEMBER -
BAD RESTAURANT -
ARIZONA'S GUN POLICY -
Thousand Islands Dressing -
RESTAURANT CUSTOMERS - "Waitress, I'll have the chop steak! Rare!"
IT WASN'T ME... -
HI YA KIDS... - Wait, where are ya going? Aren't ya gonna give Grampa a hug? And introduce me to your friends? Why are you crying?
ONE MAN'S FATE... - COMES FROM ANOTHER MAN'S WAIT
Customer Complaints -
Wait Here -
COULD BE WORSE -
GOLDEN YEARS -
STOP THEM PLEASE -
RESTAURANT MANNERS - When ordering for your significant other, it is considered bad form to add 'The little lady sure likes her carbs'.
FOREPLAY - If you're enjoying my rampage through your hills...just wait until I go downtown!
PUNK ROCK DAY - is now official
WAITING FOR ANSWER -
FISHING WITH CANADA - Bring lots of beer and warm clothes
FEAR - that was the longest hour of my life
THE QUESTION -
HOLLYWOOD MONSTERS - Are fake monsters. The real ones are hunting your children.
JESUS FALCOR! - Together again for the first time. Spreading the good word from both amazing books.
CUBBY'S BEDROOM - The waiting list is growing !!
KAMIKAZE POOSEY -
MOTIFAKING PICNIC -
FASHION CHOICES -
WAIT - We may be about to strike youtube gold!
AFTER MONTHS OF BEING REJECTED - I call Shenanigans.
TABLE MANNERS - They are a damn side better than yours!
AIDS TESTS - The smug are always virgins.
YEEEIKES!!!! - This hummer jummers Idol is set way too high!!!
NEW YEARS EVE -
THE TELEPOD CAFE - "Would you like some digestive enzymes with that?"
HUNGRY - For delicious Trumpeter Swan.
WAIT - Your Doing It Wrong
THE INCUBATOR - Because waiting to become a REAL MotiFake sucks!
A FAIRY TRUTH - "Can't wait for the effect to set in, are you sure you gave her the right apple?"
MYSTERY - Because a vortex of diminishing images veils the origin of an argument. ( 1/0 = the end of the universe, btw)
BUT WAIT I HEAR - they're prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
Telling Time -
It's Okay Not To Ask -
Vintage WTF -
CASEY ANTHONY - She has sworn to find her child's killer . . . . . . We're waiting. Perhaps start with a reflective surface.
Hey Sweetheart -
tHE uNITED nATIONS -
Got Class? -
HOLD ON FOR JUST A MOMENT -
STANDING TALL -
HE ASKED - Me For A Sandwich... Still... He Waits...
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